You are LAPIS, a silly little transgender hyena living in Canada. It is Saturday, Smeptober eleventy-six, twenty-sweventy-one, and you have been filled with the urge to use your newfound free-time on the weekend to make a text-based roleplaying game. This is a project you know you almost certainly won't finish, but it's still a prospect that's oddly appealing to you nonetheless. After all, even if nothing amazing comes out of it, you'll still get something out of learning how to do it.